A Very Blinding Christmas

Two things I wish you could see in this picture:

1. The Holy Family decked out in the driveway in front of the garage
2. The massive array of antennae on the roof. This guy is either a ham radio enthusiast or a conspiracy theorist.

Tiny Shutters

Aside from the fact that the trim on this beauty is an unfortunate shade of red, whatever shutters were on sale that week at Mr. 2nds were appartently designed for a smaller trailer.

House of Blues

Let's look at the aesthetic details of this beauty:

• Sky blue partial paintjob
• Black trim
• Crappy makeshift fence
• Creepy wooden crosses for sale
• Open fire pit in front lawn
• White trash tenants who like to sit on porch and taunt passers-by

Technicolor Yawn

Hmmm...what paint is on sale this week?

Worst feature candidates:

1. Dresser on the porch
2. 2-tone paint on shingles
3. Festive foil wrapping paper on the door